White boys can...No wait they can't

Today My Very White son Tristram came home with a really funny letter.

GANG AWARENESS FOR PARENTS:

1. What are the prevalent latino gangs in Kansas City, KS?
2. Learn how to recognize warning signs that your child is involved in a gang.
3. Know how to get help for you and your child if he/she is involved in a Latino gang.

All workshops are in spanish.

Hmm so is my son Tristram really at that much of a risk to be in a latino gang. Probably not.